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The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.
"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"
One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.
If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall
Noun: when someone makes your mixed drink with a larger alcohol to mixer ratio than is acceptable by surprise.
Wow you really made this drink a Aaron special!
consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.
when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"
Mean to be with a girl named Brandi forever because he cares abt her
Aaron bonilla and Brandi look so cute together
A cringe Youtube Duo who love breakfast, weed, and watching movies.
"Aaron and Jo is a bit cringe innit bruv?"
"Yes but I do love those old scallywags."
a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.
Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”
Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”
Guy 1: “How was it?”
Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”