Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.
Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!
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An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
"That chick is such an evan."
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Someone who is beyond compare. So cool and is hot as hell. It also defines someone who is a savage.
He is so cool, he must be an Evan Campbell
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You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as โHoly fuckโ, โHoly titsโ, โLike a bitchโ, and โOn the busโ. If there was a month where an Evan couldnโt say โYemenโ at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man Iโm buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man
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The female kind of her race, this type of wild animal likes all things Bauld, but they must have ginger pubes.
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Original lead vocalist of AC/DC. Also the king of all badasses.
Wow! You're almost as badass as Dave Evans!
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A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM
Evan Duff is A STOOPID IDIOTA WATCH OUT!!
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