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Jake Paul

A STUPID CUNT THAT MADE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" AND HE GRABS HIS DICK FOR THE WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO. HES GAY AND WORSE THAN LOGAN PAUL HOLY SHIT

Amir: Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate Jake Paul
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT

by daddynef May 18, 2018

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Jake Paul

A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)

It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)

by GhostCatcherSky August 19, 2017

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Paul's Law

Below the age of 30, a woman will never date a man younger than her unless he is cooler than she is. The amount of cool the man must have increases as the difference in age increases.

According to Paul's Law, you're definitely not cool enough to pull that off.

by sleep_it_off April 28, 2011

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Paul Joke

A joke that quite frequently is interrupted by means of a large penis entering the joke teller's mouth, usually a person with the name of Paul.

Paul: What's the difference between jelly and -HRRRNGGLORKGLORKGLORK

This is a Paul Joke

by TheBrotatoChip December 4, 2009

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Paul Wall

Paul Wall is a caucasian rapper from the 5900 block of Southlea in Houston, Texas. A virtual renaissance man, Wall's myriad of assorted skills and talents include dentistry, "screwing and chopping" popular hip-hop music, actually believing that he is one black-ass muthafucka, and bestowing others with his ornate, yet subtle, dentistry.

Plus, he's sittin' sideways.

1) Yo, that nigga Paul Wall is a fly ass rapper wit some ghetto nigga-ass teef.

2) Paul Wall has to honestly think he's black, or he is THE biggest wigger of all time.

by KIYB July 11, 2005

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Ron Paul

A dumbass that has garnered a grassroots movement in the internet. Most of these people don't realize that voting for him and having him as president will not benefit them. He is a laissez-faire nut, meaning he wants the capitalist economy and free market to take its place, thinking that the "invisible hand" of economics will solve everything. Basically, the truly free market he wants means the gap between haves and have-nots will become even larger. No one is left to regulate the corporations and the aristocracy of America grows even stronger. Ron Paul believes that the wealth from the corporations will trickle down, but he refuses to raise taxes, meaning that the rich corporations get even richer- and it's not like he wants any "unnecessary bureaucracy" anyway. This man voted against the Amber Alert, which has saved the lives of many children. Voting for Ron Paul will not benefit you.

That is all.

YOU: Dude, did you hear? Ron Paul wants to get us out of Iraq.

ME: If that's the only platform you like, you should just vote for Kucinich.

YOU: Dude, did you hear? Ron Paul wants to cut down on unnecessary socialist bureaucracies like the Department of Education!

ME: Yes, he believes that the free market is best left alone with a laissez-faire ideology. Unfortunately, there is not a single government that has survived with a laissez-faire market in history.

YOU: Ron Paul has been honest for many years.

ME: Yes, he has been a retarded congressman for about 30 years now.

by paulbots November 26, 2007

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Paul Wall

When you're getting head, have her smile at you, then cum right on her teeth. Her cum covered teeth will look like Paul Wall's icy grill.

I took a picture of her when i gave her a nice Paul Wall. I think I'll use it at our wedding.

by AndrePaul September 1, 2008

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