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1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel
Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.
"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"
An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold
Big Apple Bagels are the best.
The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
Person 1: *Throws a bagel at someone*
Person 2: "You just bagel effected that guy!"