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A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.
Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.
"Have you read that book I gave you?"
"Yeah."
"Did you like it?"
"Nah. It was a total Peter Panda."
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A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.
Comes from me.
A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."
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A fast food chain that serves "Chinese" themed food, mostly well known for its Orange Chicken. It's not authentic Chinese by any standard, but it's still delicious.
Tim Wong: Where are we going to dinner?
Steve: Panda Express
Tim Wong: That isn't real Chinese Food like they make in the motherland, but okay.
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a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.
goes good with a cum frap.
Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.
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Cumming on a girls face then cutting off ur pubes and throwing them in her face and punching both her eyes giving her the look of a panda
My girlfriend came home ten minutes late last night so i gave that bitch a panda mask
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A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).
Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
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A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.
Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.
whoisthepanda.com
Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."
Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"
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