potato fever

A strong romantic attraction towards Irish people

Daisy instantly fell in love with that Irish man, she has got the potato fever!

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potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....

girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!

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couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

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shirt potatoes

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

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Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

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potato wedge

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

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crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

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