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1. Valley named for the river that runs through it in Western Connecticut, home to hopeful rice burners, wannabe whops, and stiletto wearing women with ankle hoops in their ears. Etc.
2. Virgin Free Zone.
No one wants to hang out in the Valley (Naugatuck River Valley), all they do is sit on their cars in front of Dunkin' Donuts and drink coffee til the cops chase them to another D&D.
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The Best Elementary school in the entire Kent School District during the 2014 - 2016 time frame due to the fights that occurred, the funny things that happened during class, and the majority of students who were 4th - 6th grade during that time, are now considered “lit” in middle school and high school. Those who didn’t go there are imagining how fun it must’ve been and those who went to that school during that time period are wishing that it never ended.
“Bro, in 6th grade you should’ve went to Cedar Valley Elementary School back in 2016. We had all the lit people over there.”
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Since the turn of the century, common American speech has gradually turned into a new version of valley girl talk. It is characterized especially by two things - statements ending in an unnecessary question, and truncated and abbreviated words and phrases.
"Valley girl speech is SO 2k, huh?"
"I know, right? I love valley girl 2k."
"Totes. It's all about valley girl 2k now."
"Sometimes people point out how air-headed we sound with our valley girl 2k speak, and it's MAD AWK."
"Whatevs. Valley girl 2k is awesome and funny."
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Silicon Valley syndrome (noun): Silicon Valley syndrome, or SVS, is a collection of personality traits and physical characteristics specific to individuals residing around the San Francisco Bay Area. The effects of SVS are often confused for autism or Helen Keller.
*Do you tend to over-analyze everything in your life to such an extent that you've chosen to become a life-long academic in order to justify your obsessive behavior? This might include instances of spending hours at the grocery store while agonizing over the metaphysical benefits of chunky peanut butter or two-ply toilet paper.
*Are you overly sensitive to caffeine substances like coffee, Redbull or chocolate-dipped pretzels? Is your knee still bouncing?
*Do you make over $75,000 a year yet still find yourself wearing Vans/New Balance shoes and graphic t-shirts at work and during your free-time?
*Do you shun traditional social gatherings that require that you interact with non-intellectual scum (read: non-academics that have 9-5's and/or lowly humanity degrees) and that requires that you shave/brush your teeth/switch out one Stanford sweatshirt for another?
*Do you have multiple food/pet/medication allergies that require you to keep an EpiPen in the glovebox of your leased Accord?
(Ctd. from definition)
*Do you have autism or Asperger's or an engineering-related degree?
*Do you leave social interactions wondering if that raised eyebrow/bored sigh/bout of narcolepsy was because of something you said over the course of your two-hour discussion on phenotyping?
*Do you currently hold or have you ever held a record that somehow relates to the Rubik's Cube, minesweeper, chess or Mathlete's?
If you answered "yes" to most of the above, YOU could have SVS. Unfortunately, this is a chronic condition that often goes untreated in most; often thriving in hi-tech companies and Toast Master gatherings.
Example:
Non-SVS friend: This party is SO awkward! Everyone is totally wasted...but they're all talking about stem cell imaging or their boring day-trips to Napa. I haven't looked anyone in the eye for like, two hours!
More experienced non-SVS friend: Sigh. I know. Everyone here has Silicon Valley syndrome like WHOA.
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A small town about 15 minutes from Bolivar, TN. There is a cotton gin, two little stores (you can get gas at one!), a post office, and a home improvement store, where you can buy nails that you weigh nd put into a paper bag. There is also a "bar" that allows you to drive up, honk your horn, and buy Budweiser in bottles.
A fab place to do anything in the world and never get caught, because NOBODY is ever there!
Dude, we need to find a Hickory Valley so we can see Mary Jane.
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A sensational rock-based group from L.A
myspace.com/deathvalleysaints
Guy: "Hey Chuck Norris whats your favorite band?"
Chuck Norris:"There is only one band which produces a sound that I consider to be music, they are the Death Valley Saints"
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Is one of the most ridiculous schools on the planet. Kids are entranced to go there with fanciful promises of a better diploma when the DP Diploma is slightly less transferable than the AP. If you're going to go to community college anyway don't bother going to a place with the same types of rowdy kids but no forms of fashion. LVA is uniform city with a mean-mouthed/underpaid staff to boot. After a year --- no a month, you will want to transfer.
The goal of the incoming classes is to get into lehigh valley academy while the goal of everyone else is to get out.
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