ctd

Computer terms, short for "Crash to Desktop." Occurs when you're using a program and it just dies on you, closing out and returning you to your beloved wallpaper.

I was playing the Planetside Beta and must've CTD'd a hundred times!

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ctd

The abreviation for Cellular Talking Device, in other words, a cell phone. It is used when saying cell phone simply takes too long and you are looking for a faster way to say it.

OMG! I can't find my CTD. Do you know where it is?

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CTD

A sland started by ambulance drivers. they use it when your about to die so you don't know it. It stands for Circlin the Drain. Or someone old or really messed up.

'We pull up to this accident and this guy is CTD'

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CTD

1. Computer Transmitted Disease - A virus that can be transmitted between two computers through a variety of internet courses. Main reasons for infection stem from promiscuity with email addresses, exposed ports, planted through a Back Orifice, forgeting to use the patch, forgetting to use trojan protection and reuse of scumbag spyware applications.

2. Cell Transfer Delay - A delay in transfering inmates from one cell to another

3. Charge Transfer Device - Used to stun someone. See taser.

4. Circling The Drain - Someone who is going to die in a short period of time.

1. Bobby's roommate, Bubba, was less than pleased he had given his computer a CTD.

2. Bobby's problems became a larger pain in his rear when he was notified of his CTD.

3. Thinking quickly, Bobbie grabbed a CTD from a passing guard.

4. Bobby knew he was CTD when Bubba grabbed the CTD and said he had CTD because of a CTD in transfer the system.

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CTD

Chronic Tabber Disorder. The disorder of perpetually having 8 or more browser tabs open simultaneously.

Side effects may include:
Multitasking
Freakishly slow browser speeds
Internet death

Person 1: "Dude, WHY do you have SO MANY TABS OPEN?!"
Person 2: "I dunno..."
Person 1: "I think you have CTD."

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CTD

In computer terms, "Computer Transmitted Disease" or in other words, a virus.

Oh hell no, i just got a CTD, ghey.

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CTD

Chammak transmitted disease

It is a disease that are transmitted by chammaks in grass areas and areas around dubai and Sharjah, this can be very dangerous and can be fatal for a long term if u think u have this disease please consult a doctor immediately. symptoms is when a person started acting like Arabs but they are not And says yakhi in every sentence, wearing the same hoodies, clothes that are fake and wearing it for the whole week or months.

Chammak: yakhi can I take a bowl

Normal person: no bro I can’t I don’t want to get CTD