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The best book series to fuckin' exist. (Written by Tui T Sutherland)
Wings of Fire
Qibli: Moon, I love you!
Winter: But I also love you, Moon! Who will you choose
Moon: Mmm.. What if we just make a big fuck pile? Like- we all fuck each other
Qibli and Winter: ... Yep sounds good.
Your mom: And so shipping wars were solved forever!!
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The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.
"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!
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Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings
I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…
Usually this person is named Kyra and she is weird and well idk but they are big so uhhh yeah
CHICKEN WING is being mean and i don't like it
When you have sex with a girl on her period in a shower. Each thrust produces blood that trickles down your leg and swirls into the drain recreating that famois scene from the movie Psycho.
"I had sex with my girlfriend in the shower. I realized she was on her period when i looked down and saw blood spinning down the drain."
"Dude, you just earned your Psycho wings!"
When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.
Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank