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sneeze good and hard and when you sneeze a good portion of mucus comes flying out, but your mouth is shut, and as you inhale to sneeze again, the sneeze is snuffed out from you choking on the mucus as it suddenly and unexpectedly gets sucked back down your throat.
when you got to sneeze and it gets stopped because you sucked down the mucus from the first sneeze
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what mexicans get when crossing US border.
border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).
Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.
USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.
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When smoking ganja, especially when using something heavy hit-wise (such as a bong), you drink thick milkshake as to coat your throat and shield yourself from the burning heat - hence the term 'coat your throat'.
If you really want to go for a high-class smoking session, you should seriously coat your throat whilst doing so. Such is the way of the ganja elite.
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Throat gets pummeled on the first Thursday of every month
What should we do?
Well it is Throat-Fuck Thursday
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uses the inner peel of the banana to cure a sore throat.
1.scrape inner peel off of about 10 lbs of bananas
2.Put in pot of water boil down until its a pastey red liquid
3. spread on cookie sheet and bake until crispy
this banana throat remedy worked really good!
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a small creature that lives in scotland that lives on a hill that has one long leg and arm and one small leg and arm. it can only run around the hill in the same line otherwise it will fall over
did you see that sexy throat wobbling mango
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when you're high and it feels like there is a frog in your throat and its crawling out.Commonly followed by cotton mouth
"dude, is there a frog in your throat?"
"totally"
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