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When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol
“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?
Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.
After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.
A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.
My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss
When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.
One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.
I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss