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big goon tuna

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

by '52 Broadcaster September 24, 2006

23πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Tuna Salad Sandwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

by Charlie Da' Tuna September 29, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


big tuna pizza

this is when you take a slice of pizza(whatever kind you want) and you take and put it up a girls vaginas so that way your penis can fit into the pizza. this increases the orgasm, the grease is a good lube, and the pizza taste even better after

i did the big tuna pizza to evan busch while grant craig mike dom and joe were having sex. it was a crazy orgy

by ginganinjaistheman September 27, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 11, 2004

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 10, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 21, 2010

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as β€œwild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely β€œstill dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019