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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023


sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021


Primark bag

An Essex vagina. Loose, tanned, baggy, cheap and you can put anything inside it

“She’s rough AF, she’s got a right Primark bag on her!”

by Pinkstarbuck November 21, 2021


Primark Bag

Someone who is as weak as a paper bag from Primark

Friend 1: *taps Friend 2*
Friend 2: *shreds instantly*
Friend 1: "God, you're such a Primark Bag."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


Brown bagging

During intercourse male slaps balls against females asshole.

She loves it when he starts brown bagging her during sex.

by SiK June 5, 2017


brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.

I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.

by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2021


Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017