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A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."
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When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...
"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"
Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject
"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"
While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.
"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."
Horse racing
When a race horse sits a waits off the speed before the quarter pole.
“ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”