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The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.
When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.
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What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
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Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.
Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.
A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.
Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."
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Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.
You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?
Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.
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A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.
We don't have twatter or twitter!
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Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.
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