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When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.
Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"
Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"
Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"
Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"
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To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.
I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!
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A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.
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Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!
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It good plz buy at ur local ur mom wallet, if say no plz steel
the Apple Pro Stand is the best item in the world because its $999 and it hold money moniteor that cost $4999
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It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!
Last night my girlfriend and I had a Mexican Stand-off!
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Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.
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