When someone does a poo at school.
"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
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Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."
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A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
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A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend
"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"
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derogatory term for a homosexual
don't be such a poo pusher
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derogatory term towards women means they have a shitty pussy when u call a guy a poo chang means they act like a female
fun to say :^)
sarah is a poo chang
f**k johnny he's a little poo chang
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The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.
Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!
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