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bro: are there nine or a ten
bro 2: yep I saw them at the pub last night
getting head by a dime chick. or a really fine ass girl
The more girls you get head by, the 1 changes so if you get head by 2 dime chicks it will be "2 Ten".
George: wattup dude, how waz dat party
Dude: fuckin great
George: Damn dude what happened?
Dude: I gotta 1 ten
You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th
man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is
man 1: let beat some furries
Plural noun.
Singular use; "ten shpot."
Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".
It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.
Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."
Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"
Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."
Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."
The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Fingers; ten fingers or ten toes; working hands or feet;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Revelations 17:12 "And the ten horns which thou sawest are Ten Kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.