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Island lover with no job and the freedom to hop around the islands. Probably lives on a boat and catches own food.
We are going to cruise the Caribbean on our boat and become island bums.
A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.
Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"
Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.
Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?
The use of your behind as a musical instrument through slapping it with your hands.
Who needs to beatbox when there is the Bum Drum!
When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.
She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.
From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.
The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.
Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.
A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.
A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
A person who is being really annoying
damn noah is being such bum rat today