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From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.
The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.
Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.
A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.
A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.
Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*
Trying to type OK but L is really close to the O. This has happened to everyone at least once.
A: imma go smash bill later you wanna come
B: lk
A: huh
B: the l is close to the o sry
For the pussies who think saying his full last name is racist.
Used a lot on TV.
Alternatively you can say Arnold SchwarznEGGurr and really emphasize the E.
a: i just watched a film starring arnold schwarzenegger
b: bro don't say that it's racist
Jack Whitehall's shit troll costume had a bulge in it.
*jack walks onto stage in his shitty costume*
*audience laughs*
Jack: "Why are you looking down there?"
Also Jack: "Wha- I have a camel toe!!!!!!!" *audience laughs more*
Also Also Jack: "Stop it! No! DO NOT look at my troll toe!" *covers bulge with his wooden club*