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To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.
We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.
The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
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Anything that goes together well.
Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
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smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
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When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
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The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.
After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
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The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)
"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"
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The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
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