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The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."
When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
also known as committing toaster bath tub
It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB
the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.
Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.
The act of shitting in a hot tub, cranking up the heat, then making someone get in it.
I told your mother that if she wanted to get in my pants, she had to let me give her a boston bubble bath.
When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
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