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The ideal thing to use to sleep
im going to go under my blanket and sleep
Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!
When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm
I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...
The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.
When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.
“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”