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The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
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A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
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you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.
Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
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meaning, don't fuck up the rotation.
puff puff give, man, don't bump tha blunt.
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yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.
This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.
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Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.
Like geting struck in the head with bat.
Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!
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A place such as the local pancake restaurant where hot chicks give blowjobs and smoke weed.
Hey Jennifer, did you give a blowjob to Chris at iHop or was it called the International House of Blunts and Blows?
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