school caretaker who has a gcse, a-level, and PHD in swearing
groovy brian has bits of beans in his ears
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A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
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the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song wonΒ΄t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs
any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities
me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.
Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.
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A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.
Man that guy is a total brian laster
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When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you βaccidentallyβ bump into them while changing .
Iβm thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .
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A Person who is an asshole to his friends and doesn't give a shit about him or his friends. Doesn't care for friendship and wants only what he wants.
"I'm A Brian Miller and I'm going to kick you from this call"
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