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When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you “accidentally” bump into them while changing .
I’m thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .
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A real nice guy who is always goofing around. He is very passionate about his beliefs and will never back down from an argument. He is protective of friends and family and isn't real interested in thots.
Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!
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underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men
Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.
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A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
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Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool
Omg He’s such an uncle brian!
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When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.
Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.
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Cause I was lonely so I made a name for myself
“Brian McEntee is so cool!”
“OMG IKR!?”
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