A real nice guy who is always goofing around. He is very passionate about his beliefs and will never back down from an argument. He is protective of friends and family and isn't real interested in thots.
Aw jeez, look at Brian Mitchell over there with his pals, just goofin' around! I'm gonna stare at him for another few hours!
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underrated gya piece of shit and he is adopted by a guy called mia khalifa and he is gay and fucks men
Friend : Hello guy.
Me : hi Brian Nathanael!
Friend : f u kid.
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A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"
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A Person who is an asshole to his friends and doesn't give a shit about him or his friends. Doesn't care for friendship and wants only what he wants.
"I'm A Brian Miller and I'm going to kick you from this call"
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He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.
"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."
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Has a spacious shed and often shows me his tool
Omg Heβs such an uncle brian!
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Cause I was lonely so I made a name for myself
βBrian McEntee is so cool!β
βOMG IKR!?β
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