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The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.
Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?
A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?
No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.
I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.
Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.
“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”
A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.
Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.
Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.
A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.
When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.
Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose