Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.

Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet

your sexy carrot turns me on

Being to carrots

You are into men

You like being to carrots

Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.

I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.