A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event
A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*
B: That was a classic downie move
When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic
Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
A little bit of ecstasy and big amount of ketamine.
(the classic is defined by a specific ecstasy pill; the Phillip plein gray)
This usually leads to the takers de-evolution of physical abilities to those of a child around age 3-4 when it's learning to walk for the first time.
Guy tripping: "right right... Drifting..."
Buddy: "... Lol"
Guy tripping: "what the fuck...
Oohhh..."
Buddy: "haha Berlin flip (classic) "
To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
When you actually can believe it.
"I can't believe....well, actually, this really is just a Classic Wes, isn't it?"