vlasic

a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"

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vlasic

to hang upside down and jerk-off into your mouth.

Franco really knows how to vlasic. Not only did he teach me, we did a double-vlasic on the monkey bars.

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Vlasic

The process of soaking one's nuts in pickle juice just before oral sex.

Man I really gave her the Vlasic last night.

Vlasic Penis

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.

Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?

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Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

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Blanka Vlasic

Blanka is a Croatian high jumper and current world champion.
Her personal best jump at 2.07m is also the national record and was set on August 07, 2007.
She was named after Casablanca.

Blanka Vlasic is a great high jumper!

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its vlasic

1. something for a stupid and redonculous answer.

2. some thing to piss off a lesbian teacher.

3. something a "shitler" would try to say.

1. what is you name? ITS VLASIC

2. what is 1-69= ummm vlasic????

3. guess what said the shitler?? what said the hot sexy trio joe jared and justin? ITS VLASIC said the shitler!!! jared said with him cummy mouth open no body likes you!

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