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Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.
A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.
Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.
Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.
"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."
The most handsome cat in the world
Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!
objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting
1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...
Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny