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A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
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A day in which you wake up feeling completely apathetic towards everything so that every response that you give is around the lines of "does it look like I give a fuck?"
Person one: dude I slept at 4 am doing my spanish homework
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)
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calling all Laylas, Laylahs, Leilas, Lailas and all of the names that have the pronunciation of ‘Layla’. It’s a day to celebrate us! Our name means dark beauty, and this is the time to celebrate it!!! It’s on January 7, international Leila Day! All friends and family of us shall love their Laylas with their whole heart.
To all the Layla/Leila/Laila/Laylah etc. out there! you’re the best!!!!
Friend: “hey layla, it’s Leila Day! We all love you!”
Layla: “Aww, thank you guys so much!”
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When one skips class, work, or anything preventing them from having a "lucky" day.
Ex: "Hey it's your lucky day fam."
"I already skipped class yesterday don't make me do it again."
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1. Rebecca Black's "Friday" parody made by Rucka Rucka Ali.
2. A day where you get high as hell. My way of decribing 420.
1. Guy 1: "What's your favorite parody?"
Guy 2: "High Day" by Rucka Rucka.
2. Stoner:"Hurry up, Time!"
Normal guy: "Why?"
Stoner: It's High Day in 3 days."
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Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.
JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?
CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.
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you can act gay all day, but if you say no homo it’s not gay
“kelsey, slapping her butt is gay!” “it’s no homo day tho”
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