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The 45th President of the United States of America and leader of the 'free world' ... as long as the word 'world' means 'a place where only gun-toting, wall building, inward looking, pussy grabber-voting Christians live'.
There were five horsemen of the apocalypse: Death, Famine, War, Pestilence and Donald Trump.
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(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.
"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday
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A trash bag of racial slurs with cheese whiz on top
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna here a joke!
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: Donald Trump's presidential campaign!
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1. A racist candidate for president that disqualified himself because of his Muslim plan. Before his plan, he had 30% of voters voting for him. Now, he has 33%. This world is fucked up!
2. A billionaire having a net worth of $8.7 billion, with many buildings and sites such as Trump Towers(by the way there's more than one!) and a winery!
1. "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on." --Donald Trump
2. Documents from Trump's camp put his net worth at $8.7 billion, with $3.3 billion alone from "real estate licensing deals, brand and branded assets." --A website I can't put here
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donald trump is a terrible person. therfore he is trash
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To grab a woman by her pussy - see (Biscuit Cheddar)
Did that girl just get her biscuit cheddar Donald Trumped?
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to be racist or a racist person
''i want to kill a person because of a persons race''
''that 's Donald trump
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