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During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.
"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"
"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."
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When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.
She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.
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A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.
Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!
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When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you jizz down the back of her throat.
"Dude, I heard you gave Susan a Dutch Taco last night!"
"Yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and I couldn't resist!"
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The act of farting many times under the covers then making your partner stick his or her head under the blanket.
"After me and ann fucked last night i gave her a brutual dutch oven"
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A circle jerk of dutch rudders
Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
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The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.
"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."
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