A Very AMAZING kings of leon song
of there new album (L)
"yeahhh, your sex is on fire"
Boy: Omg Have You Heard Sex on Fire
Girl: Yeah Sex On Fire Is A Awsome Track Of KOL's New Album
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Any IT project that Microsoft Consultimg becomes associated with.
The project has become a complete dumpster fire since Microsofy Consulting got involved.
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Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.
... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..
Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
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An Oxymoron
Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't
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A girl who gives dome so well, that when she is finished you have to cool you schlong off with ice.
Her fire dome is so good, she singed my pubic hairs.
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a pretty lame word to insult a ginger.
guy:fire pubes, fire pubes!!!
red-head:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.
New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.
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