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To call first shot of the night at a party or bar. Resembles the world shot gun. Can be a negative or positive thing.
Example #1: As soon as we step in the door John calls shot glass.
Example #2: John: "Shot glass!"
Mickey: "Can you believe that tool just called shot glass?"
J.D.: "I know. Who does that anymore? What a noob.
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that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe
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Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.
I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.
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a term used to describe one who is unappealing to the eye; ugly.
Girl 1: Wow, your sister is so pretty!
Girl 2: Thanks, but i'm cut glass!
Girl 1: Um, no way! You're like crazy adorable!<3
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A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.
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similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor
Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!
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Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.
The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.
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