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the male version on a blue waffle
guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(
The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
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*boy wears a green hat*
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
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to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife
MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)
going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA
tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too
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A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.
Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
A form of canabis in which the effects of inhalation of smoke induces a high unlike that of some dirt weed. In other words, the fire.
dude, I stopped by my guys house last night and picked up some green heat and have been danked up ever since.