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The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
Used to express a bad word.
what the fuck am I, a bitch,
A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!
2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!
3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit
Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this