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to take additional risks when things are going well
Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.
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the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.
I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.
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Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
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when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!
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While fully erect, the act of inserting both testicles into the woman's anus. Then, while still fully erect, "popping" them back out.
"Dude, my gf wanted to know what it felt like to have my nuts in her ass, so I gave her that Chattanooga Push Pop!!!
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A nicer way of saying that someone is dead
Its so sad to think that my grandpa is pushing up daisies
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