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Possibly the greatest treasure hunter EVER. Often accompanied by either big foot, a unicorn or Tom Dooley. Very good at all aspects of life except coloring books. The treausre he has trouble finding however iss Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Mary Jane: Have you ever heard of Jake Odell?
Lucy: No who is he?
Mary Jane: Some kind of a cross between a god and an albino pigmy spider.
Lucy: Me so horny
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Hail baby Jake
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation
He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
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When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!
"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"
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Jake Abel (born November 18, 1987) is an actor from Canton, Ohio who is best known for his role as Adam on "Supernatural" and Luke Castellan on "Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief." He's the best friend and roommate of fellow actor Kyle Gallner of "Veronica Mars" and "Jennifer's Body" fame. He is becoming quite a heartthrob thanks to his versatile acting, chiseled features, and deep, throaty voice. Jake also played the role of Brian Nelson in "The Lovely Bones."
"Who played the third brother on Supernatural?"
"Jake Abel!"
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A name associated with a bad ass or with a really cool guy
This guy is really pissing me off, i'm thinking about going and jake yorking him.
The Angle Of Deaths Little Bro
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!