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hit me

Accepting an offer to be included in something, ie. "count me in". Gambling term from blackjack, meaning "I would like another card".

"We're going up the road for pizza. You in?"
"Hit me."

by Domgrief June 25, 2006


Sent Me

When something is so funny it basically sends you into orbit

Dude that meme you sent me last night fucking sent me

by Syncubus October 04, 2020


windows me

Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"

see also malfeasance

by Anthony Watts June 02, 2004


Flash me

Showing your dick or tittys to a stranger

Told totianna to flash me

by Realkidbitch April 05, 2019


It’s the x for me

When some dumbass people name a particular thing from a meme that made them laugh even though nobody asked

*funny meme on instagram*
People in the comments:
Becky: “It was the middle finger for me. 💀😂»
Anna: “It’s when she flipped us off for me 😭😭😭”
Troll: “Everyone says it’s the x for me but ion remember asking”

by Pissyboi69 July 16, 2020


Dawn on me

Dawn on me: (or dawned on me for past tense). A figure of speech meaning "occur to me."
Synonyms: Occur, realize, register, understand.

Bob: Have you talked to Mark lately? I think his dad died.
Rick:Nah, man. But that explains why he hasn't been hanging out much. So, when did you talk to him?
Bob: Oh, actually I haven't talked to or seen him yet...
Rick: Then how did you know his dad was dead?
Bob: Well they had that other guy working at the hardware store everyday and I asked where his dad was. They said "he's no longer with us." I just thought they meant he quit, but it didn't dawn on me until later that they meant he passed away.
Rick: What a drag...

by JemandtheHolograms July 21, 2010


excuse me

a better way of saying "MOVE!"

i can't think of an example...

by bryan February 04, 2005