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Accepting an offer to be included in something, ie. "count me in". Gambling term from blackjack, meaning "I would like another card".
"We're going up the road for pizza. You in?"
"Hit me."
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When something is so funny it basically sends you into orbit
Dude that meme you sent me last night fucking sent me
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Windows ME
aka "Megaflop Edition"
We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.
Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....
"Malfeasance Edition"
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When some dumbass people name a particular thing from a meme that made them laugh even though nobody asked
*funny meme on instagram*
People in the comments:
Becky: “It was the middle finger for me. 💀😂»
Anna: “It’s when she flipped us off for me 😭😭😭”
Troll: “Everyone says it’s the x for me but ion remember asking”
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Dawn on me: (or dawned on me for past tense). A figure of speech meaning "occur to me."
Synonyms: Occur, realize, register, understand.
Bob: Have you talked to Mark lately? I think his dad died.
Rick:Nah, man. But that explains why he hasn't been hanging out much. So, when did you talk to him?
Bob: Oh, actually I haven't talked to or seen him yet...
Rick: Then how did you know his dad was dead?
Bob: Well they had that other guy working at the hardware store everyday and I asked where his dad was. They said "he's no longer with us." I just thought they meant he quit, but it didn't dawn on me until later that they meant he passed away.
Rick: What a drag...
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a better way of saying "MOVE!"
i can't think of an example...
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