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Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.
"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"
A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.
Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.
Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.
Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.
Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.
Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
Drunk Amy is my favorite!
The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.
that dude is being a real drunk ollie