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A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.
_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.
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When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
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1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.
2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"
"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."
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A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
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The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.
You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.
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When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
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