When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.
2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"
"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."
Nuts Goner .1 (Nùtß Gønñir)
n.
1. The combination of mental characteristics, appearance, and behavior that distinguishes a person (Usually an illustrated character) from non-Nuts Goners.
2. A series of questions or problems, or physical responses designed to determine wether someone lost their nuts.
Originally started by a user named "ethian" on the YoYo games Game Maker Community forms
and is now a wide topic among the Community.
There is no direct way of putting "Nuts Goner" into a sentance but here is a quote from Ethian.
"A "Nuts Goner", as i always define it more than people, is a male character that has certain physical and psicological content that feel me ansiety that, feeling it on this way, i feel i like to feel...
It's a certain type of character that should be featured on games that feels like a family friendly animated adventure movie like Undertale..."
To perform sexual intercorse with a girl right before leaving to never call her again. Synonyms: Nail and Bail, Ram and Run, Fuck and Truck, etc.
Dude 1: Bro, I heard you and Sarah are dating!
Dude 2: Nah, that was just a nut and cut
The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.
You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.
When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!