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When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
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The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.
You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.
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When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!
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When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
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To perform sexual intercorse with a girl right before leaving to never call her again. Synonyms: Nail and Bail, Ram and Run, Fuck and Truck, etc.
Dude 1: Bro, I heard you and Sarah are dating!
Dude 2: Nah, that was just a nut and cut
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A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.
Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.
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A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.
_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.
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