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When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.
When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland
A town that is rich af in the South, and North Merrick is middle class. South Merrick kids are called southies by the north Merrick kids who are called northies. House prices are in the millions, people own yachts, jet skis, and boats. Most southies are Jewish, so you can only imagine what the bar and bat mitzvahs are like. People throw million dollar bar bat mitzvahs on yachts, or at expensive country clubs or beach clubs. The girls are obsessed with brand names, and expensive jewelry and clothes. Gucci, champion, hardtail, firehouse, free city, aviator nation, etc. They own lv, di, Gucci, Tiffany and Co, Cartier, etc.
Northie 1- Hey, look at them, with their Sam jackets and wrists full of Cartier.
Northie 2- yeah, they’re such South Merrick girls.
South park is an amazing show by matt stone and trey parker made in 1997
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.
gee i sure do love that show, you know, south park.
literally the best show I’ve ever watched
“I think I know the answer mr garrison!”
“Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!”
“Hey, shut up fat boy!”
“Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
“Eric did you just say the f word?!”
“…Jew?”
“No! He’s talking about Fuck, you can’t say fuck in fucking school you fucking fatass!”
“Kyle!”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Eric!”
“Dude, you just said fuck again”
“Stanley!”
“fuck”
“Kenny!”
“What’s the big deal, it can’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
“How would YOU like to see the school counselor?”
“How would YOU like to suck my BALLS?”
*gasp*
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
“Oh, I’m sorry I’m sorry. Actually what I said was:”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS?!”
“Mr Garrison.”
-South park Bigger, Longer, and uncut
an excuse of a show for the creators to be racist and bash minority groups.
PERSON 1: hey bro did you watch the latest episode of south park
PERSON 2: yeah dude ngl their humor is kick ass they got 2 episodes banned because they went a little too far once, undeserved.
The sound a fucktard makes as a totality spun moment; see also; fucktard, Melissa Mandala, Joe Biden; pelosi; and Obama phone
South Park x 3 in this city of Augusta, Godspeed.
they all own the same ohio state sweatshirt and wear it at least once a week and call it a fashion statement. all assholes, except for a few. all the white boys think saying the n word is a personality trait. most of them have this one nike bookbag that has the zipper broken and don’t bother to fix it. the usual fit for them is some black forces and ribbed condom jeans, makes me sick to my mf tummy. also most of them have perms and it makes it look like there’s a bowl of crusty mac and cheese on their heads. a lot of them also post yolos on snap and use it to find a girlfriend. definitely listen to x and use the same 3 jokes over again and call themselves edgy. all obsess over girls with the personality of an animal cracker. go rebs!
“damn bruh south boys wildin.”
“why does his hair look like the panera mac and cheese i had for lunch yesterday”