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Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems
I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart
When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent
The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later
Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!
The stage between sober and tipsy.
Dave: Are you tipsy yet?
John: Nah just some input lag.
A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.
"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."