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pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
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Like pizza face. But in reference to ones back.
That guy has a serious pizza back!
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when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught
Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count
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A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.
-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.
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Literally a pizza made from dick.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
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Pizza nips are very scary things to see in the dark but when in light they are unbearable.
When she busted out the big old pizza nips i almost fainted.
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When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.
I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.
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