Person 1: hi
Person 2: hello
Person 3: why is nobody caring about m-
*person 1 and 2 beats up person 3 for interrupting a talk about their own crap*
Person 4: why is everyone forgetting about me.
Due to the fact that people commonly use only 2 dudes in their definitions, person 4 is just like person 3, but even more lonely
Person 1: Hey man, hows Jessica?
Person 2: Great! We went to the cinema yesterday.
Person 3: Guys... Please... Pay attention to me...
Person 4: *cries in a corner*
Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.
Take that back you... not-wet person!
A person that has nearly never been used in an Urban Dictionary definition.
Person 1: That would be crazy if there were more than 5 people in this universe.
Person 2: I know right!
Person 3: Yeah man. That would be SICK!
Person 4: Are there even 5 people in this universe?
Person 5: What would you think?
Person 6: Hey, how are you all?
Person 7: (non existent)
when the guy you like (who liked you back) is being really annoying and won't say you're his girlfriend so acts like he's in seventh grade and says you're his lady person
you're my lady person, aka the girl i like
used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
I used personal lubricants the other day
When you cant talk to people or go out because of strict parents
"Lets go party , dont be a maiia person"