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pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty November 21, 2007


pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 09, 2008


Sweet and Sour Pork

When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.

"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"

by DoBeDe May 09, 2009


Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 10, 2011


moo shoo pork

When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out

My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork

by sum random name September 16, 2007


Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 09, 2022


Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.

Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"

by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 07, 2022